"There are only 10 types of people in this world: those who can read binary and those who can't."
"There's no place like ~" (can also be "There's no place like 127.0.0.1")
"Linux: Be Root. Windows: Re Boot."
"If architects built houses like programmers build programs, a woodpecker would destroy all of civilization." ~Gerald Weinberg
"Make install, not war."
"#define Question ((be))||!((be))" ~Shakespeare
"He who play in root, eventually kill tree." ~Confucius
"The number of the beast — vi vi vi."
"BASIC programmers never die, they GOSUB and don't RETURN."
"The only problem with troubleshooting is that sometimes trouble shoots back."